Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

1.My oldest child is really into earth day. I think they must be doing something in school. I think I am supposed to plant a tree or something.

2.If you are a secretary, this is you day, enjoy it. Now bring me my coffee and messages.

3.I don't have a clue what Oklahoma day is, or how you celebrate it. Maybe brand a cow or something.

And don't forget tommorrow is World Book and Copyright Day.

giggity, rather bitter today? go hug a tree, and poke your secretary. that way you cover 2 birds with one stone. and good morning

Not bitter but it seems like everyday is nati(o)nal something day. I listen to talk radio at work in the AM and the guys are always saying some dumb stuff like, "Its natinal chocolate milk day."

I guess I should be happy that its not "Natinal Admi. Prof. day brought to you by Office Depot."

hallmark has to make their money, too :)

Today is National

'HOLY COW, YOU'RE HOT' Day!
i thought you would appreciate this

I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paper

I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paperReally? I threw hot coffee on my administrative professional because it didn't have enough fake sugar and then I had her dump toxic waste into the Bay. Plus, no one like Oklahoma.

I heard several people at my office THAT DOES NOT EVEN RECYCLE mention that it's Earth Day.

Oh the irony.

To celebrate earth day I'm going to get in my hugh SUV, hook up my gas sucking boat and go fishing. While fishing I'll drink cold beer and pee in the bay. When I get home I'll dump my bottles in the trash and us a ton of water to was my boat and clean my fish.

It'a also Lenin's Birthday.

DONNIE: I am the Walrus.

WALTER: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!