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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Commanders Football > Locker Room Main Forum > That's a Rap! PDA That's a Rap! Pages : [1] 2 Winskins 09-20-2004, 10:09 PM The Skins didn’t win, It was almost a sin, Our defense was boosted, But our offense looked thin, Patrick Ramsey’s passes weren’t quite on the pin, And Pastafatassbelly is at it again, Next week comes the boys, So we’re going to bring poise, And were going to make Vinny Testaverde look like a Pez toy, The fans at Fedex field will be bringing the noise, And Coach Joe Gibbs will be bringing out all the ploys, Don’t look down because we’re one and one, Last week looked bad but Dallas is going to be fun, Last week was like a shadow but here comes the sun, Patrick Ramsey is going to show off that gun, And when it’s all done, The Redskins are the best baby! NUMBER 1!!!! :cool-smil Counter-Tre 09-20-2004, 10:53 PM You must be Tone Loc's cousin, Tone Deaf. Ha! Just kidding, you've got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller. I was going to write a rap but couldn't find anything that rhymed with "start Hasselbeck". Doesn't doesn't speak well of our passing game. saden1 09-20-2004, 11:44 PM The season isn't over. Come monday, we'll recover. The boys are coming to Landover, And there won't be any carryover. They better have air cover. Because we'll conduct a hostel takeover. When the night is allover, They'll have a hangover. We'll play softcover. And the old man will rollover. Is that a switchover? No, it's a turnover. SmootSmack 09-20-2004, 11:50 PM I was going to write a rap but couldn't find anything that rhymed with "start Hasselbeck". Doesn't doesn't speak well of our passing game. um....how about? What the heck Start Hasselbeck Our offense was ugly like Shrek Start Hasselbeck We sucked like a vampire to a neck Start Hasselbeck ok I'll stop now BleedBurgundy 09-21-2004, 12:09 AM ok I'll stop now Word... sportscurmudgeon 09-21-2004, 12:49 AM Hey smootsmack: Who do you think should be the QB for the Skins next week? Just askin'... :D SmootSmack 09-21-2004, 12:52 AM I think it should be Brunell, but if he can't go then start Ramsey I was just trying to help Counter-Tre come up with some things that rhymed with Hasselbeck But the only Hasselbeck that should be starting these days is Matt itvnetop 09-21-2004, 01:37 AM Watching skins destroy the roids while downing long-Newcastle-necks Why not switch Matt and Tim Monday night- they're both Hasselbecks! That Guy 09-21-2004, 05:37 AM its not like matt's going to be doing too much on a monday anyways... Riggo44 09-21-2004, 03:17 PM um....how about? What the heck Start Hasselbeck Our offense was ugly like Shrek Start Hasselbeck We sucked like a vampire to a neck Start Hasselbeck ok I'll stop now :party-smi :laughing-