Ask me anything

After being here a year and nearly posting a 1000 messages you feel you are just starting to get to know us?

Try this, maybe more fun:
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

Assuming that Jesus had the ability to operate a microwave I'd say no.

Are you using this thread as a platform to 1K posts mark?

Why do you refer to yourself in the third person in your first post?

it's easier that way in some cases, much the same as when representing yourself in a legal matter

schneed, what about pie?

Would you like to take a survey?

Do you eat beans?

Do you like to eat beans?

Do you like to eat beans in the morning?

Do you like George Wendt?

Do you think George Wendt eats beans?

Do you think George Wendt eats beans in the morning?

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt?

Would you like to eat beans in the morning with George Wendt?Is this an Animaniacs reference?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Ahhh nice, the term (parkways) was actually coined before the modern interstate system, actually in VA through the Shenandoah Valley, it was a long stretch of road that ran through the huge national park and the plan was that there would be more roads like this.. so they were deemed as "parkways" .. now it's stretched a bit to be seen as a road usually lined by trees or some sort of landscaping.. there was a lot of fuss in prince william county when new shopping centers were being opened along the parkway due to that newer definition

as far as driveway, your guess is as good as mine, but I'm going to make the guess that suburbs and crowded neighborhoods are still relatively new and people probably lived a decent amount back from any sort of main road back in the day so there was more driving than pulling in occurring

An ATM machine is a machine that makes ATM's, and a PIN number, is a Personal Identification Number Number.

Comon, I want some answers. Don't let us assholes shake your confidence. You can't just post a thread and then run away from it... It's your baby now.

Take care of it.

Did I miss something?

Is this an Animaniacs reference?

WELL DONE! I was sure nobody would get that. Props, AMD.

what made Chuck Norris so important to American culture?
a bunch of idiots on the internet.. nearly ever chuck norris joke was a namechange from the original jokes made for vin diesel and mr. t

the published ones were often the worst and chuck handled it like a complete goober