What to expect of the offense in '09?

I'll pencil in Thomas for about 20 catches and another handful of dumb penalties. He'll also cost JC 2-3 picks due to sloppy route running.

Kelly will nurse his knee all year and every week we'll ask why he's not on IR already.

Davis will get talked up all year about how great he looks in practice only to be a complete no-show on gameday. Zorn will explain it away by saying the packages they were using just didn't include Davis.

Rhinehardt will be cut at some point.

So basically the exact same thing as 2008?

Here's what I expect... another garbage year from the offense. JC is out next year and so is Zorn. Then say hello to a big name signing at HC. Someone like Shanahan or Cowher. Depending on the development of last year's draft picks I could see Vinny getting the boot and Danny handing over total control to whichever big name coach he brings in.

So on that note, are you for bringing in Cutler now?

Here's what I expect... another garbage year from the offense. JC is out next year and so is Zorn. Then say hello to a big name signing at HC. Someone like Shanahan or Cowher. Depending on the development of last year's draft picks I could see Vinny getting the boot and Danny handing over total control to whichever big name coach he brings in.This is not an April Fools joke. This is an argument that someone made.

So on that note, are you for bringing in Cutler now?

Sure why not. We're due for a QB change any way. Then in 2 years when we're sick of Cutler we can trade him and start Colt, or trade for whoever is the hot name at that time.

Sure why not. We're due for a QB change any way. Then in 2 years when we're sick of Cutler we can trade him and start Colt, or trade for whoever is the hot name at that time.

Haha. I gotcha. Loud and clear.

Sure why not. We're due for a QB change any way. Then in 2 years when we're sick of Cutler we can trade him and start Colt, or trade for whoever is the hot name at that time.Now I know it's April Fools - our voice of reason is posting from the dark side today ;-)

Sure why not. We're due for a QB change any way. Then in 2 years when we're sick of Cutler we can trade him and start Colt, or trade for whoever is the hot name at that time.

Get ahold of yourself Matty. Snap out of it and shake it off. Don't give in to it.

I love the dark side. Perhaps we could trade some draft picks away for a really good punter?

I love the dark side. Perhaps we could trade some draft picks away for a really good punter?

Or a jelly doughnut. :)

heard he had another scope/procedure on his knee.
I also read that the procedure went well and that he'll be ready for training camp if not OTAs.


Has anyone ever heard a doctor say "Boy I really ****ed the dog on that operation. Not my day I guess". Even when the person they're operating on DIES, they still come out and say, "We did everything we could."