Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

Ugh. recycled old stuff back out on the 'Net.

what does This have to do with ANYTHING?

But without money there can be no women!

But without money there can be no women!...and without women, there would be no men. Thats it, the end of life as we know it......

this is very strange.....

Good afternoon D. Have any green beer yesterday?

hey giggity:) nope, but had more then enough on saturday

...meh, me either.Too busy working, gonna catch up this weekend though.

Women require time and money.

Women = Time * Money

As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore

Women = money * money

OR

Women = (money)^2

As we all know, money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(All Evil)

Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2

Hence,

Women = All Evil



I get a Noble Prize for this, right?

Also, this clever deduction -



Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that

Men + Women = Children

This is provable by the following:

I also posit that

Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero

then when;

Women = evil

this means it must be:

men = good

because:

positive + negative = zero

so:

good + evil = zero

so;

men + women = children

I proclaim this logic to be sound. Really, I thought I was the casue of all evil? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to try harder.

I wish Hess was here to read this.