Custody Hearing.....serious business

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Hog1
01-09-2009, 11:05 PM
Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

70Chip
01-09-2009, 11:13 PM
Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


You had me going there.

saden1
01-09-2009, 11:37 PM
Very very funny. I love it! 5 stars.

EternalEnigma21
01-09-2009, 11:45 PM
that was great... lol

FRPLG
01-10-2009, 12:23 AM
Nice

MTK
01-10-2009, 10:10 AM
thanks for the laugh :)

doxiechic12000
01-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Thats an old one....but it still makes me laugh.

mredskins
01-10-2009, 12:21 PM
seriously could this be any older????

Schneed10
01-10-2009, 01:03 PM
Oldie but a goodie!

Hog1
01-10-2009, 04:30 PM
a friend in Houston (boys fan) sent it to me.....painfully

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