Ethan Albright Must Go

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)

Lol!

Nice!

lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!!

Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

Hah! Awesome stuff SS. You can always be counted on to make me laugh.

Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

Wonder if they have the Plackmeir jersey for xmas yet? This season has made me ill too.

You know I think you figured it out. I was totally going for the whole ball thing. I mean my take was going to be along the lines of ......we havn't played well since the season had warmer weather and I'm betting it has something to do with the fact that when the weather gets cold the air in the ball does some magnificent stuff and the ball actually shrinks and acts like it's totally not full of air...unlike when the ball is set at a certain pressure and the temp is extremely hot causing the ball to swell making it more difficult for JC's hands to wrap around the ball for a pass. ....lol.

He can stay if he agrees to tone down the red-ness in his hair. Maybe go with a burgundy with gold hi-lights.

HAIL!!

lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!!Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg