Ethan Albright Must Go

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)
Absolutely hilarious !!!!

My God, Smooty, you've opened my eyes. Its clear, the link is the long snapper. It wasn't Brooks, Plac's or Frost's fault. If we are going to rebiuld this team, we must start with LS. I say that our first round pick goes towards that, all else shall fall into place afterwards. Let's start a petition EA MUST GO

good ass thread.

I read this and was like WTF.

He's been the brightest spot this season! HELL YEAH.

wow. you really had me going there. i thought the insanity had reached an all time high. good stuff.

Yes his arch numbers and rotations per snap are down this year but let's remember it takes 3 years to master the West Coast Special Teams system...

Yes his arch numbers and rotations per snap are down this year but let's remember it takes 3 years to master the West Coast Special Teams system...

He's supposed to be a vet. If he can't master it now, he'll never master it. We have to blow it up. blow it all up

He's been the brightest spot this season!

Bright spot? Bright spot???

He is clearly over-rated and gets a free ride with media, the fans and the owner. Also, what's with that red hair thing - clearly a distraction for the rest of the team. He makes one snap and then runs off the field - just takes himself right out of the game. "The Red Snapper"?? Who does he think he is? Freaking diva center that's who.

Have you seen him on the sideline? He just stands there watching the game. How come he's not pumping up his teammates? What kind of teammate is that? Hell, most of the game you can't even tell he is on the team.

Where's the leadership???

Where's the heart?

:lol: It feels good to laugh! Thanks for this thread SS!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

I've read 100 posts over the past few weeks that have reminded me of this.

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