SmootSmack
11-20-2008, 08:05 PM
LOL i think SS is joking...
No, I'm dead serious about this damn glitter on Hallmark cards...but yes I'm totally joking about the strip club incident. I had my weekend of drunken debauchery last month for my bachelor party. When I returned, I was apologetic to my fiancee for being an inebriated mess. To which she said "If you came back any less than this, I would have thought you were a boring little wuss" God bless her.
gibbsisgod
11-21-2008, 04:59 AM
No, I'm dead serious about this damn glitter on Hallmark cards...but yes I'm totally joking about the strip club incident. I had my weekend of drunken debauchery last month for my bachelor party. When I returned, I was apologetic to my fiancee for being an inebriated mess. To which she said "If you came back any less than this, I would have thought you were a boring little wuss" God bless her.She sounds like a keeper SS!
EternalEnigma21
11-21-2008, 07:07 AM
She sounds like a keeper SS!
Or she feels better about her bachelorette party. ;)
BDBohnzie
11-21-2008, 09:20 AM
Probably a mixture of both...
Drunken debauchery during bachelor parties is fine, as long the panties of your favorite stripper weren't found on your head when you got home.
EternalEnigma21
11-21-2008, 12:20 PM
Probably a mixture of both...
Drunken debauchery during bachelor parties is fine, as long she didn't find the panties of your favorite stripper weren't found on your head when you got home.
Story time:
2 years ago my wife and I were moving the day before valentines day into a rental in Martinsburg WV. Her sister, brother, and sisters girl friend came to help us unpack. They all decided they would hit the strip club. I chaperoned against my will ;). They paid my way in and bought me drinks so I would protect the gals in case anything happened. Great times were had by all.
The next day my wife (who was 7 months preg. and didn't go with us) picked up the glittery sweater I wore the night before and a thong fell out of it. Turns out it was her sisters, but no one knows how it got there. I really didn't do anything wrong but it still bugs the wife.
TheMalcolmConnection
11-21-2008, 01:37 PM
Story time:
2 years ago my wife and I were moving the day before valentines day into a rental in Martinsburg WV. Her sister, brother, and sisters girl friend came to help us unpack. They all decided they would hit the strip club. I chaperoned against my will ;). They paid my way in and bought me drinks so I would protect the gals in case anything happened. Great times were had by all.
The next day my wife (who was 7 months preg. and didn't go with us) picked up the glittery sweater I wore the night before and a thong fell out of it. Turns out it was her sisters, but no one knows how it got there. I really didn't do anything wrong but it still bugs the wife.
Ol' Southern Xposure eh?
ArtMonkDrillz
11-21-2008, 02:12 PM
Ol' Southern Xposure eh?You're like the Garmin of strip clubs, aren't you?
EternalEnigma21
11-21-2008, 11:02 PM
no we went high brow... Legz Club. lol...