Sick of politics here? Fix my computers!

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CRedskinsRule
06-22-2009, 04:14 PM
I think it has something to do with the wires... With a wireless mouse, the data doesn't have to travel through some long wire to the computer -- it just beams directly to the monitor. So much better.

Also, I moved my computer to my desk ages ago to avoid gravity interference. What do think I am, a noob?

Is anyone else thinking of Star Trek 4 when Scotty is talking to the Apple?

:rofl:

BDBohnzie
06-23-2009, 11:15 AM
I've also got users who swear they've deleted almost all of their email, yet their mail file is 25 gb and they're inbox contains 14,000 emails. perception is a wonderful thing.
Hence why IT has to set email quotas in the first place...if you need the email that badly, archive it off the server.

BleedBurgundy
06-23-2009, 11:34 AM
Hence why IT has to set email quotas in the first place...if you need the email that badly, archive it off the server.

Trust me, i know. Corp. policy precludes the individual site admins from doing this. Instead, we get a padded portion of our desk to bang our head's on...

BDBohnzie
06-23-2009, 11:39 AM
Trust me, i know. Corp. policy precludes the individual site admins from doing this. Instead, we get a padded portion of our desk to bang our head's on...
At least yours is padded. I get nothing and like it!

tryfuhl
06-23-2009, 04:23 PM
Trust me. Once I switched to a wireless mouse, my computer started running so much faster.
You've got a lot bigger issues than your mouse if that's the case. Your new mouse you probably installed the software for and it automatically setup the response times for movement and clicking. It is impossible for a mouse to make a whole computer faster.

GhettoDogAllStars
06-24-2009, 02:31 PM
You've got a lot bigger issues than your mouse if that's the case. Your new mouse you probably installed the software for and it automatically setup the response times for movement and clicking. It is impossible for a mouse to make a whole computer faster.

Nah, this mouse has a nano-processor-cosmotron-accelerator which offloads mouse processing from the central processor, reducing the demand on the CPU. Also, it has a Turbo Button (R) to further increase computer speed, as well as horizontal, vertical and diagonal scroll wheels. I also painted flames on it.

MTK
06-24-2009, 03:13 PM
I can't fix your computer but I am sick of political talk. :)

BleedBurgundy
06-24-2009, 04:17 PM
Nah, this mouse has a nano-processor-cosmotron-accelerator which offloads mouse processing from the central processor, reducing the demand on the CPU. Also, it has a Turbo Button (R) to further increase computer speed, as well as horizontal, vertical and diagonal scroll wheels. I also painted flames on it.

I love this.

dmek25
06-24-2009, 11:40 PM
re started the computer, and kept tapping the F2 key. guess what? it works. anyone know why tapping that key fixed it?

BDBohnzie
06-25-2009, 10:24 AM
Coincidence for sure. Depending on the mobo, tapping F2 during a reboot should have put you into the BIOS...most likely you fiddling with the receiver "fixed" the connection.

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