The Ade - Above the Cut!

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backrow
09-07-2004, 05:00 PM
The cinderalla story that can't be denied! And the coaching staff has such confidence in him that they only kept 4 corners. What CAN'T this kid do?!?!

ADE! ADE! ADE!

(from Ade Jimoh Fan Club Fan Club)


Week #1, AJFC gets toasted for 1 TD, a 38 yd. pass interferance penalty, and a Face Mask penalty. The B&G overcome those mistakes, and squeak out a win on a last second Hall FG.
Week #2, AJFC says: "Hi, Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order please?" Gets toasted by the grill and the Fry basket in the same day!
Week #3, AJFC gets cut by McDonalds for a Personal Foul, roughing the Customer penalty, when he trips a child while cleaning up the balls in the childrens play area!
Week #4, AJFC gets a call from an indoor Football league, but unfortunately their play doesn't start until Spring! He puts on too much weight from having over indulged in Fries, and is a bust, once again!

The Ade, my eye!

Ade Jimoh Fan Club
09-07-2004, 05:27 PM
Week #1, AJFC gets toasted for 1 TD, a 38 yd. pass interferance penalty, and a Face Mask penalty. The B&G overcome those mistakes, and squeak out a win on a last second Hall FG.
Week #2, AJFC says: "Hi, Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order please?" Gets toasted by the grill and the Fry basket in the same day!
Week #3, AJFC gets cut by McDonalds for a Personal Foul, roughing the Customer penalty, when he trips a child while cleaning up the balls in the childrens play area!
Week #4, AJFC gets a call from an indoor Football league, but unfortunately their play doesn't start until Spring! He puts on too much weight from having over indulged in Fries, and is a bust, once again!

The Ade, my eye!


You see - The Ade is so talented that he can hold down another job at McD's while playing starting CB for the Skins!

Of course, you conveniently forgot to mention that the 38-yard penalty and face mask in week one were offensive penalties - as the WR tried to prevent The Ade from intercepting his forth pass of the evening.

Good to see there's another fan of The Ade! Welcome on board!

offiss
09-07-2004, 05:45 PM
I have actually been a supporter of Ade's, but your crazy if you think this guy will have any INT's, what QB, or coaching staff, in their right mind, would throw at him? :nono:

Daseal
09-07-2004, 06:37 PM
He will intercept the ball, give TO a T-Bag and then run it in for a TD.

Ade Jimoh Fan Club. I love you. I was also wondering if I could buy a #23 JIMOH jersey from you, since you own all in existance.

love them hogs
09-07-2004, 07:48 PM
Hey Ade Jimoh Fan Club, are you a Catholic priest or something? I ask because you sure do have a lot of blind faith.

That Guy
09-07-2004, 11:48 PM
he's waivered in his faith though... but i think he's been repenting for his sins.

Big C
09-08-2004, 12:05 AM
im with ade jimoh fan club. i think im converting. ive hated ade, but now im starting to...believe in his skills...

SKINSnCANES
09-08-2004, 08:26 PM
haha...how did I miss this thread before...

Anyone consider they kept Jimoh so that when Bowen tries to hit his teammates in practice they can just designate one player?

That Guy
09-08-2004, 11:08 PM
lol

backrow
09-09-2004, 09:23 AM
haha...how did I miss this thread before...

Anyone consider they kept Jimoh so that when Bowen tries to hit his teammates in practice they can just designate one player?

ROFLM*#O!

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