backrow
08-26-2004, 09:38 AM
Let's move it over in here guys! Some of what has been posted is a riot!
"I'm bored, I'm broke, and I'm back!" Joe Gibbs
"Show me the money!" Joe Gibbs
"K-Mart Sucks!" Joe Gibbs
"Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" Joe Gibbs
"I am the Greatest!" Joe Gibbs
cpayne5
08-26-2004, 09:49 AM
"Too legit to quit!" -- Joe Gibbs
(with Buges singing "hey hey" in the background)
here we go again,
"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" --Joe Gibbs
rome108
08-26-2004, 10:30 AM
"Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"---Joe Gibbs (talking to Bill Parcells)
SmootSmack
08-26-2004, 10:39 AM
"G's up, Ho's down"-Joe Gibbs
"I'm Joe Gibbs, yes I'm Joe Gibbs
All you other Joe Gibbs are just imitating
So won't the real Joe Gibbs please stand up
please stand up"
"My name is Gibbs and I am funky...funky!"
"You had me at hello"-Joe Gibbs
"I am the master of my domain"-Joe Gibbs
Redskins_P
08-26-2004, 10:45 AM
"Ain't nuttin but a 'G' thang baby"--Joe Gibbs
"Bitched ain't shit but ho's and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick"--Joe Gibbs
"Deez nuts"--Joe Gibbs
oh man.... is the season here yet??
LOL
Dave Butz Baby!
08-26-2004, 11:11 AM
"I don't want to go there, Mrs. Torrance." - Joe Gibbs (as Tony)
"You want fries to go with that shake?" - Joe Gibbs
"Frankly Charlotte, I don't give a damn." - Joe Gibbs
"No one in football should be called a genius. I genius is a guy like Joe Theismann." - Joe Gibbs
"My chevy to the levee drove but the levee was dry" - Joe Gibbs
"Et tu, Buges?" - Joe Gibbs
"Beer before liquor, never sicker" - Joe Gibbs
"I'm a f*&%ing soldier!" - Joe Gibbs
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Joe Gibbs: What happened to the Blues mobile?
Bugel: The what?
Joe Gibbs: The Blues mobile, you know the Caddy.
Bugel: I traded it.
Joe Gibbs: You traded the Blues mobile for this?
Bugel: No, I traded it for a microphone.
Joe Gibbs: A microphone; ok I can see that. Whats this?
Bugel: This is a bargain.
Bugel: You don't like it?
Joe Gibbs: No, I don't like it.
Bugel: Ok. [Elwood floors the accelerator and they jump over the opening drawbridge]
Joe Gibbs: Of course, its got a lot of pick up.
Bugel: Its got cop shocks, cop tires, cop brakes, cop engine, and the engine was designed pre catalitic converters so it will run ok on regular deisel. So, what do you say ... is it the new Blues mobile?
Joe Gibbs: Fix the lighter.
That Guy
08-26-2004, 11:14 AM
"son, i got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, 99 problems and a bitch ain't one" - Jay G
Redskins_P
08-26-2004, 11:25 AM
"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run"--Joe Gibbs Rogers
"To all the girls I loved before"--Joe Gibbs Nelson
"We're running a business here"--Joe Gibbs Soprano