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AnonEmouse 08-26-2004, 03:44 PM How about:
"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, Parcells. You're thinkin', 'Did he score six TD's or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this 4th qtr excitement. But being as this is the Washington Redskins, the most powerful football team in the world, and will blow your ass clean off the field, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Or to plagiarise a previous post:
"Oh my god, we cut Kenny (Watson)"
I don't know, I've heard Gibbs is a straight up gangsta behind closed doors. Thug Life!! :D
Gibbs ain't nuthin' but a G thang
"We're gonna go out there today and try to pitch it around a bit. I reckon I'll try to coach 'em up a bit, then I'll scribble some 'ol ball plays in the dirt. We have some good guys to pitch it to ya know, Darren McCants is a good one, so is Larry Coles"
-Coach Gibbs?
Redskins_P 08-26-2004, 04:27 PM "We're gonna go out there today and try to pitch it around a bit. I reckon I'll try to coach 'em up a bit, then I'll scribble some 'ol ball plays in the dirt. We have some good guys to pitch it to ya know, Darren McCants is a good one, so is Larry Coles"
-Coach Gibbs?
You mean Darkerian?
JWsleep 08-26-2004, 04:54 PM What is the best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their cheerleaders!--Joe the Barbarian
Big C 08-26-2004, 05:12 PM The ultimate rhyme, laid down by the one, the only, joe gibbs
"I aint nothin but a ballatician on a mission, all da hoes, they be wishin, dat i was fishin, fo' dems, holla back"- Joe Gibbs
kingerock 08-26-2004, 05:26 PM To the trainers - "America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
To Vince Lombardi - "If he is so smart, how come he is dead?"
To his wife - "The food was not undelicious."
The rest are just funny!
"Heh Heh Heh! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."
All quotes by Joe "Homer" Gibbs-Simpson
SmootSmack 08-26-2004, 06:06 PM "I came, I saw, I cut walt b" ~ J.Gibbs.
LOL. He probably did say that
You mean Darkerian?
oh yeah sorry, my Spurrierisms are slipping :)
BleedBurgundy 08-27-2004, 05:46 AM "Do I have to get my pimp-powder out?"
-The Ladies Man, Joe Gibbs. :stop:
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