Quotes Attributed to HOF Coach Gibbs!

"This town is like a big pussy waiting to get fucked"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for nobody"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs

“I am Connor MacLeod-Gibbs of the clan MacLeod-Gibbs, .... and I am immortal.” ---Joe Gibbs

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!” ---Joe Gibbs

“No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!” ---Joe Gibbs

You talkin to me? Joe Gibbs

"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Kent Cooke"-to Marlena

sigh, all this because I made Big C attribute the quotes in his sig to Gibbs instead of Bob Marley and Al Davis :doh:

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny...you bastard"-Joe Gibbs

Heres a classic...

"Let's do it for Johnny"--Joe "the greaser" Gibbs

"If you build they will come"----field of dreams

"We built this city"--- the song but i dont know who sings it

"squell like a pig boy"--- maybe that one more for buges

"Oh theres my B*tch"--- The waterboy kicker

"You gonna eat lightning and Crape thuuuuuunderrrrrr"---- Mickey Gibbs

Coach Gibbs to the rest of the NFL: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish (other teams) and the tyranny of evil men (other owners). Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness to the Super Bowl, for he is truly his brother's keeper, the finder of lost children and Super Bowl rings. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance (Offense) and furious anger (Defense) those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Team. And you will know my Team is the Redskins when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17, as quoted by Jules in Pulp Fiction

The question is, 'Do I have a God complex?' which makes me wonder if this... lawyer... has any idea as to the kind of grades one has to receive in college to be accepted at a top medical school. If you have the vaguest clue as to how talented someone has to be to lead a surgical team. I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever, sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes in to that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they're praying to? You go ahead and read your Bible... Dennis, and you go to your church, and with any luck you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, He was in operating room number two on November 17th, and He doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something. I AM God.
- Coach Joe Gibbs, Washington Redskins

"But I’m a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,
You don’t feel it then it must be too real to touch,
Feel to touch, I’m about to tear shit up,
Goosebumps, yeah I’m make your hair sit up,
Yeah sit up, I’m a tell you who I be,
I’m make you hate me cause you ain’t me" - M.C. Joe Gibbs