TheMalcolmConnection
06-03-2008, 01:38 PM
Yes, this might be the worst page ever, but I promised my co-worker that I would post this for people to check out. He also wants to know if any people know of any "awesome" animals that he should post.
ThatExists.com (http://www.thatexists.com)
What freaks me out, is that I think he's serious about this site, but I'm never sure. He said he's going to start a website for senior citizens that's like match.com but call it thelivingdead.com (http://www.thelivingdead.com) as well as a site for anorexic chicks called the bone yard.com
Weirdest...kid...ever.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-03-2008, 01:39 PM
He mainly wants some input because I couldn't give him any without laughing.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-03-2008, 01:40 PM
He wanted me to add this:
He said it's "a LOL a minute."
:doh:
saden1
06-03-2008, 01:47 PM
Tell him to put down the video games and stop watching sci-fi shows before he reaches a point of no return and completely loses his mind.
Is this guy 10 years old?
saden1
06-03-2008, 01:51 PM
Most Amazing Fact: The Bearcat (http://www.thatexists.com/44.php) smells through its anus, that is, the Bearcat has an anal scent gland.
lol.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-03-2008, 01:51 PM
I want to take a picture of him and show you. I can't express to you in words.
Let me find a digital camera and then you'll understand.
That Guy
06-03-2008, 02:16 PM
cow ants
belgian blue cows
japanese giant crabs (6 feet tall)
pest photos #101 to 200 (http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/Pest%20Photos%20101%20to%20200.htm)
BUILT REPORT - Schwarzenegger Cows Photo Gallery (http://www.builtreport.com/bovine.html)
Japanese spider crab - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab)
DPIW - Industry Profile - Giant Crab (http://www.dpiw.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf/WebPages/EGIL-5K68JS?open)
tasmanian giant crabs aren't as impressive, but can be 2 ft wide.
BleedBurgundy
06-03-2008, 02:42 PM
Hate to use a Bill Simmons term but the unintentional comedy rating is off the charts on that. Whatever you do TMC, don't discourage him.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-03-2008, 02:44 PM
He says he's going to add the Belgian Blue Cows. He said this, "I already added the Japanese Spider Crabs. DUH." He reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.