The Cooley Zone: Adventures in NFL Drug Testing

Cooley's expression is hilarious

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Cooley's expression is hilarious

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a) So who took that picture?

b) Why is Bill's mouth open?

c) Cooley sure doesn't have many filters. I hope he doesn't get himself in trouble at some point saying something he probably shouldn't. Complete honesty seems to bite athletes, and other highly scrutinized individuals, in the butt sometimes.

Lady Brave might be changing careers in the near future!

Cooley's expression is hilarious

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The NFL really needs to get a freaking life. Tracking down guys the way they do just to get a piss test is waaaay out of line.

I'm sure this isn't the actual pic of him dropping some pee, and I'm almost positive that's not a pic of Portis either.
It's a load of crap that they would come to someone's house to do it, but I wouldn't put it past them.

Cooley is going to have a great career in broadcasting/writing after he retires in 2018. He actually might be this generations John Riggins, though Cooley has a bit more of a nice guy quality that wasn't really associated with Riggins. Not saying Riggins is an asshole, but Cooley seems like the type of guy that would feel horrible for a week if he turned down an autograph request.

With that said how can he not be the new John Riggins? He's a white guy with an afro, he has a number in the 40's, he likes to party, and on Sundays he runs through people.

Totally hilarious. Between the blog on his website (which I have subscribed to) and this, he is emerging as a classic personality in the NFL. He seems to be a big fan of the booze, which worries me a bit. I know he'd never let it affect his game, I just hope he stays smart and never gets behind the wheel after drinking. Aside from that, this guy is a riot.

That was friggin' hilarious. The picture of CP was priceless. Captain Chaos looked so thrilled to have some dude look at his junk.

Hilarious.. This cat has got a future ahead of him once he's done with football without a doubt. He could easily be the next Tony Siragusa, only funny.

Hilarious.. This cat has got a future ahead of him once he's done with football without a doubt. He could easily be the next Tony Siragusa, only funny.

And he'd be able to fit in a broadcast booth. So, actually, nothing like Siragusa :)