Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

time for another f thread. f Karl Malone. what a douche

Even before reading this I was never a big fan of Malone. Not sure why exactly, he just irked me for some reason.

Sloan, Stockton, and Malone are all widely considered among the biggest jerks of the past 25 years in the NBA.

But it's one thing to be a jerk on the court, another to allegedly father a child with a 13-year old girl. It could be a good story, not the whole deadbeat rapist "dad" part, but a pro athlete having two children that are pro athletes in two different sports. How often does that hapen?

R. Kelly is disgusted with Karl Malone

I've heard that Kobe Bryant's kid bares a striking resemblance to the "Mailman". ESPN - Kobe 'upset' about Malone's comments to wife - NBA (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1944994)

Malone has always been and will always be a piece of shit. He's got a well deserved reputation for being an asshole.

Karl Malone don't wun be hearing none of that. See sometime people go up to Karl Malone and say "Karl Malone you an AHOLE" but then I dun look em in the eye n say "no Karl Malone a goodhole." Now Karl Malone may not listen to heavy rap but Karl Malone don't need know how to fight. Why? Because Karl Malone hunts while listening to country music. That right. Travis Trit, Gart Brook, Fate Hill, Karl Malone love that Fate Hill.

Now Karl Malone dun won't be hearing nothing but country, not even Jazz, well unless it Utah Jazz but still Karl Malone make big fuss unless he dun hear whaling guitars and other stuff in country song. And dat da truth right der.

Until next time, this here Karl Malone

Ok Karl Malone read article, and boy was that long article. Karl Malone had to take break in between to catch his lungs. Now one day some Bell call Karl Malone up and dun make his phone ring, aw thats good, and this guy Bell say he dun be my sun. So Karl Malone start thinking in shallow thought, and Karl Malone realize how can someone be a bell and giant object in sky at same time. Karl Malone took astrology and so Karl Malone now how planets and son work, and Karl Malone realizes that he don't own the sun. So the best part is Karl Malone done get to keep his money.

Until next time this here Karl Malone

Absolutely. Friggin. Hilarious.

Like most things that are really funny there's truth behind your near perfect impersonation of the Mailman: he's as dumb as they get. One of my neighbor's growing up had a hot daughter who married Ostertag (also of the Jazz). He said the only person he'd ever met dumber than his son-in-law was Malone.

hysterical

he was an asshole on and off the court. One of the dirtiest players out there. "Pulling the chair" is still fun, and I do it every once in a while to throw friends off and for a laugh.