Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Monkeydad
04-01-2008, 11:32 AM
Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT
Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".


Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.


He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told.


"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.


Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.


Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.



Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin)


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.jpg (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin)

Wombat is SHOCKED by allegations and puts out the following statement to the media: "I did...not...have...sexual relations with that human...Mr. Cradock."
(http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin)

Hog1
04-01-2008, 12:16 PM
The REAL crime here is that the off-season has brought us to............this

Monkeydad
04-01-2008, 01:57 PM
Nah. I would have posted this story any time throughout the season and even during Super Bowl week.


It's a story you just can't ignore. :)

BleedBurgundy
04-01-2008, 02:00 PM
That wombat looks like the one getting violated.

KLHJ2
04-01-2008, 02:15 PM
Next week you will be posting about the woman who faces 15 years for knocking a mother of 3 into a coma after she cut in line at Disney.

Monkeydad
04-01-2008, 02:16 PM
* Not the actual Wombat alleged to have done the deed, unless by a crazy coincidence. :)

Hog1
04-01-2008, 04:05 PM
I can post this thread NO MORE.
I have no desire to be dealing with the Wombat's atty................by association

BrudLee
04-01-2008, 04:23 PM
I'm sorely tempted to merge this thread with this one.

http://www.redskinswarpath.com/locker-room/23037-pierce-guilty-of-animal-neglect.html

PWNED
04-01-2008, 05:00 PM
That wombat looks like the one getting violated.

its his "o" face.

doxiechic12000
04-02-2008, 11:05 AM
That wombat looks like the one getting violated.




LMAO....good one.

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