Pat Fischer?

I mean I hate the Eagles. I hate their tradition (or lack thereof), I hate their fans (9 out of every 10 was a waste of sperm), I hate the city (no offense to all you from Philly) probably because I hate the team.

But the Cowboys? I mean I don't root for them by any means (except when we need them to win) but only like 40-50% of their fans are a-holes. While I'm not thrilled with all the SB appearances and titles, I can at least respect it and there is nothing sweeter than both the Redskins and Cowboys at the top of their games and the Redskins beating them. The 1982 NFC Championship game wouldn't have been the same if we had beaten the Saints instead of the Cowboys.

People may confuse me saying I don't hate the Cowboys with I root for them, but those people are idiots.


:rant:DUUUUUDE dont get me started. Where do you live? Well, I live in the middle of Cowboys country. I used to live in VA and was sometimes called a "redneck" but you havnt seen redneck untill you have met the Cowboys fans in TX. Legions of Romo jersey wearing, T.O. can do no wrong yeehaws make my day miserable on a daily basis. If they Cowboys win, its because they are the greatest team to ever play the sport hands down forever. If they lose, its Jerry Jones's fault, or Jessica Simpson's fault, or maybe Brett Favre's fault because Homo is the next Favre and Favre needs to play better. Yeah, I've heard that too!!!!!! When they are having a losing season, suddenly EVERYONE is a Longhorns fan. I dont know about you, but if Chris Samuels hold, Im like, damn, that sucks. But Flozell Adams hold for a fourth time in a game and you know what, that DT's jersey is just too big and he should be suspended. They started a petition down here to suspend Brian Westbrook for sitting on the 1 yard line last season! I HATE HATE HATE the Cowboys fans in this Godforsaken HELLHOLE!! (sorry for all you Texan skins fans) Although I respect the football players who play for the Cowboys, their followers should all be shot. Okay, thats my rant. I feel better. :rant:

:rant:DUUUUUDE dont get me started. Where do you live? Well, I live in the middle of Cowboys country. . :rant:
If you're in Wichita Falls I feel your pain. There's nothing there but Sheppard AFB and open space.....and of course blockhead Cowgirls fans. I went through tech training in the AF many moons ago at Sheppard and I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

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I mean I hate the Eagles. I hate their tradition (or lack thereof), I hate their fans (9 out of every 10 was a waste of sperm), I hate the city (no offense to all you from Philly) probably because I hate the team.

But the Cowboys? I mean I don't root for them by any means (except when we need them to win) but only like 40-50% of their fans are a-holes. While I'm not thrilled with all the SB appearances and titles, I can at least respect it and there is nothing sweeter than both the Redskins and Cowboys at the top of their games and the Redskins beating them. The 1982 NFC Championship game wouldn't have been the same if we had beaten the Saints instead of the Cowboys.

People may confuse me saying I don't hate the Cowboys with I root for them, but those people are idiots.

I hear what youre saying, and agree with all the stuff about the Eagles, I agree its great to beat the Cowboys when they are also a good team, but the part about the fans...man I dont know...

I lived in Texas for a year and the Cowboys fans were like snobby versions of the asshole Eagles fans. You cant talk to them about football becuase they just start chanting 'whatever 5 rings, 5 rings, 5 rings, 5 rings' as if it has anythign to do with this season.

I went to some cowboys redskisn games in dallas, i wore my skins jersey and people threw stuff at me the entire game. When I left the stadium literally the entire crowd sat and yelled and cursed at me as I walked, throwing beers, just complete jackasses.

I realize you could have this experience anywhere (the stadium experience) but I havent ever met one cowboy fan that didnt sit there and preech about their rings when you say anything, its freaking obnoxious.

If you're in Wichita Falls I feel your pain. There's nothing there but Sheppard AFB and open space.....and of course blockhead Cowgirls fans. I went through tech training in the AF many moons ago at Sheppard and I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I see anywhere from 100-500 Air Force guys and anywhere from 50-100 Army guys from Lawton, OK on any given day and other than the ones who were born here and say its the best place ever (even though 90% have never left TX), most are on their first ticket out of here. Not really football related, but I just want to say to you and any other military guys or girls on here I really appreciate what you do for us...

I made a Cowboys fan really mad yesterday. I told him Tony Romo was only one of the top four QB's in the NFC East... think about it! Duh! well, he disagreed and said he wanted to punch me. IDIOT.

Not really football related, but I just want to say to you and any other military guys or girls on here I really appreciate what you do for us...
I'm not active anymore, been out for a while, I did my part in the late '80s, but I appreciate it and definitely echo your thoughts. A heartfelt thanks goes out to all the military folks who are putting their hind-quarters on the line for us everyday. Read the thread and article from Peter King on his Afghanistan visit. It's great to see the NFL players doing something for the troops in harm's way.