F...Jessica Alba being pregnant

Maybe this should go in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but damn it's a sad day for men everywhere.

Her boyfriend's name is Cash Warren, which probably explains a lot. I wish my name were Cash Warren. With a name like that it's no wonder he's bagging her.

crap... she told me she was on the pill

Oh man, I'm actually shocked, even though I shouldn't be considering she said she likes "casual sex". How can she pregnant in this day and age...It must have been on purpose.

The dude's name is Cash Warren, I'm pretty sure his sperm is capable of foiling the pill or breaking through a condom.

If he knocked up Jessica Alba, his penis probably has magical powers to cure cancer or do other miraculous good deeds.

BTW- do we have any links on this?

SAY GOODBYE TO HOT JESSICA - What Would Tyler Durden Do (http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3265)
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Alba is Still Pregnant (http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/12/jessica-alba-is-still-pregnant.html)

This last one isn't Jessica Alba, but at least she's not pregnant.
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Gemma Atkinson is Selling Something (http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/12/gemma-atkinson-is-selling-something.html)

BTW- do we have any links on this?

I'd Google "Jessica Alba" but that particular sequence of letters has been completely worn off my keyboard.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.

Just think, Tony Romo might be next on the list. His name rhymes with Homo. Oh, sweet irony. :doh:




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