mheisig
12-14-2007, 02:04 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.
Stupid misnomers.
Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??
Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
724Skinsfan
12-14-2007, 02:05 PM
Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??
Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.
Too easy to nickname him Wail-ass Cannon or Anus Cannon.
TheMalcolmConnection
12-14-2007, 02:07 PM
He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.
BleedBurgundy
12-14-2007, 02:09 PM
He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.
or Richard...
724Skinsfan
12-14-2007, 02:23 PM
or Richard...
Hugh "Jazz" Cannon
RiggoDrill
12-14-2007, 02:50 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070514/jessica_alba.jpg (http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20037151_6,00.html)
Some hot chicks like dorks, what can you do about it?
BDBohnzie
12-14-2007, 02:57 PM
Some hot chicks like dorks, what can you do about it?
So AMD should be getting plenty of tail then...what's he complaining about?
ArtMonkDrillz
12-14-2007, 02:57 PM
Cannon, Big F.
Ok, I lied. My real name is Gimply McTicklefeather.
Monkeydad
12-17-2007, 09:29 AM
Some hot chicks like dorks, what can you do about it?
Yes, like my wife. :)