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I knew nothing about this reputation stuff,how do you check it?

Yes. My girlfriend thinks it's awesome. I've had war dreams in which I wake up, get out of bed, and start preparing the room for battle. I've had dreams about work where I get out of bed, open my eyes, and start giving a presentation. I've had sex with my girlfriend numerous times in my sleep, gotten up wondering why my I'm buck naked, and not been able to remember anything. Crazy stuff.

Do you pretend you're the wounded war vet with the tough exterior and you're girlfriend is the shy yet feisty nurse from Des Moines who is seeing the world for the first time and telling you to hold still while she gently applies the chamomile lotion on your wound?

What exactly do you mean you say "preprare for battle"?

I knew nothing about this reputation stuff,how do you check it?

Click on "User CP"

I once woke up my cousin by sleep-peeing on his floor. He started yelling and asking what the hell I was doing.

I just turned and said, "It's okay. It's the same guy". Random.

Here's an article on sexsomnia. Sleep sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex)

People have actually been acquitted from rape charges because they had this. Nuts. Anyways... I'm outta here. I'm going to watch a movie with the new gf.. and hopefully not sleep rape her roommate. -later

That's hilarious. As I noted, I've done some pretty crazy stuff but I have never peed on someone's floor while asleep.

What exactly do you mean you say "preprare for battle"?

I would walk around checking fields of fire and opening up imaginary ammo boxes. I had a dream I my bedroom was about to get overrun and so I wrapped sheets around my neck Supergrover style, yelled "Follow me" to my girlfriend, walked a few feet towards the door, collapsed on the floor, and was supposedly snoring within 10 seconds. Apparently, I watched too many Red Dawn one too many times growing up.

In all seriousness, I get pretty involved in everything I do. I don't do anything in a half-assed way. So, when I was about to go into the Army I had all these war dreams. When I started law school and worked in a legal aid clinic I had all these dreams about interviewing clients. You get the point.

I once woke up my cousin by sleep-peeing on his floor. He started yelling and asking what the hell I was doing.

Weird. I did the same thing when I was younger. On my brother's bed...while he was sleeping in it.

Hoo boy, was he pissed ;)

Threadjack complete. I think this has become the Super Surreal, Clockwork Orange thread.

This thread is completely ridiculous. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading it lol.

This thread is completely ridiculous. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading it lol.

What are you going to do about it tough guy? You gonna negative rep me? Is that how you want to roll?

What are you going to do about it tough guy? You gonna negative rep me? Is that how you want to roll?

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SmootSmack again"


Damn it lol.