10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots

#1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots.

#2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV).

#3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE.

#4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7.

#5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL.

#6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes"

#7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy!

#8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week.

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

#10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!)

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I can only think of three

1) The 4pm start time will confuse our offense into producing for an entire game.

2) Coach Gibbs is still upset about that shellacking in the preseason last year, this year is payback.

3) We will infect the Patriots with our injury bug, and when they lose 3/5 of their line Brady is toast!

#1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots.

#2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV).

#3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE.

#4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7.

#5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL.

#6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes"

#7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy!

#8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week.

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

#10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!)

#11: I killed the Wicked Witch of the East and took her broom to the Wizard, and he is going to grant my wish! C'mon Toto, let's go watch the game!

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Theres #11

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

I know you're being silly, but you might be on to something here.

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

He might as well do it. He's already pounded every hot piece of ass in Hollywood. There's nothing more left for him. What's he gonna' do have sex with a rainbow?

Buges is a Santaria Master, and Brady wakes up blind on Sunday

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

Your sir, are hilarious. :lol:

#11 Santana Moss finally realizes he's late for the season and decides to show up Sunday!

You should add kidnap Brady.