10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots

1. Tom loses helmet before the game and decides to play with out it.

2. Tom steals a page out of the Redskins play book and pulls his hamstring.

3. Tom makes friends with OJ.

4. Tom gets bored with passing.

This is the ultimate trap game. Here are the top stories in Boston today:

The Red Sox
Boston College has a legitimate title shot
The Celtics were good enough to be on the cover of SI (as opposed to the "Whatever Happened to the Celtics" cover they would have had over the past fifteen years)
Patriots... vs. the Colts in another week.


That's right. This game is barely on the radar. I guarantee that questions about any of the four previous topics are being asked to Patriots players this week before Washington is mentioned.

So now, while they're a little distracted, sweep the leg. Open up the playbook and go freakin' crazy. Pucillo's tackle eligible? Throw it to him. Five runs for Sellers. Ten for Betts. Twenty for Portis. On defense, give no quarter. Show an eight-man blitz and drop into zone. Show zone and run right at Brady. Put bodies on the QB. Have someone ready to jump slants if we're blitzing. Make every piece of game film they've seen thusfar useless. Be a different, aggressive team. The last three weeks, we've blitzed maybe ten times in total. Remind the Pats (and ourselves) that we remember how to do it.

It's simple!
Because.....the Patriots have NEVER beaten the Skins!
HTTR

Do any of you guys read the Tuesday Morning Quarterback (TMQ) Easterbrook on ESPN.com? He says that you should never punt inside the opponet's 40, go for it on 4 and 2 or less on the other teams side of the field, always go for it on 4 and 1. Always Punt it deep out of bounds so that the other team never gets a return. Crazy stuff like that. This is the week the Skins should do all of those things. Not to mention playing the most physical football the Skins have played all year. They should hit the Pats in the mouth every play. If they can't win, at least let the Patriots remember that they played the Skins. All of the Skins should watch the movie "Remember the Titans" before the game.

All of the Skins should watch the movie "Remember the Titans" before the game.

Yeah, or "Rudy". I love that movie.

Yeah, or "Rudy". I love that movie.

You are right, they should watch Rudy, little guy that gets no respect and plays hard every play!

Without a doubt the most hilarious reason given for why the Redskins would beat the Patriots was that someone would go out there and show Tom [Brady] what a real defense was.

Somebody showed Gregg Williams and his boys what a real offense is.

Without a doubt the most hilarious reason given for why the Redskins would beat the Patriots was that someone would go out there and show Tom [Brady] what a real defense was.

Somebody showed Gregg Williams and his boys what a real offense is.

Typical Curmudgeon

Without a doubt the most hilarious reason given for why the Redskins would beat the Patriots was that someone would go out there and show Tom [Brady] what a real defense was.

Somebody showed Gregg Williams and his boys what a real offense is.

If some people think there are delusional, overly-optimistic, and Kool-Aid drinking Redskins fans on this site.....I can promise you that we have our fair share of fans who balance them out.

Without a doubt the most hilarious reason given for why the Redskins would beat the Patriots was that someone would go out there and show Tom [Brady] what a real defense was.

Somebody showed Gregg Williams and his boys what a real offense is.

People always sound so much smarter weighing in after a game... anyone else ever notice that?