Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?

It would be nice if we could breathalyze all posters... :doh:

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Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win? Isn't this basically what this entire thread is based on? Why don't you explain to everyone here how I mysteriously couldn't access this site, or log in for the first time in probably 5 years????:rolleyes:

Well, if you cleared your cookies and now you can access the site again, sounds to me like you had some problems on your end. What would SS have to do with that??

To the extent that anyone else is getting flak for calling out a fellow poster, please re-direct such aggravation my way. I was the one who started this thread which, mind you, is hilarious.

In 99% of all cases, I do not believe that starting a thread just to call out a poster is appropriate. However, I think it's safe to say that the long-time Warpathers know why I am making an exception here. We've been going back and forth with offiss for years and years now and anyone who has followed this site for some time knows as much. We've been busting his chops for being the negative Nellie and he's been laughing at us for being blind optimists. This thread isn't about calling offiss dumb or throwing out any sort of verbal insult (which would be barred), it was mean to simply point out that IMO some people (e.g., offiss) tend to disappear after wins.

I've seen countless posts berating people for being blind optimists who have their burgundy and gold colored glasses surgically attached to their faces. So why exactly can't we do the same with the negative nellies/debbie downers?

Besides, this whole thread was supposed to be in good fun. Offiss, you're usually pretty thick-skinned and I apologize if this ticked you off. We go back a few years and I didn't think you'd get pissed. Sorry.

What the hell are you calling me out for Offiss

1. I didn't start this thread about you not showing up after wins
2. Yes I think you should enjoy wins. But why don't you enjoy them with the rest of us here. When you don't, you only further perpetuate the notion that the only reason you want to be a member of this site is to be negative
3. I didn't know you were locked out of this site

Yeah, I pointed out you have a tendency to say very little after we win. But I'm not the only one who thinks it or said it. So don't call me out on it

Negative nellie or not, you're here. So was Irish the other day, I think.

Offiss is notorious for having nothing to say after a win, and then starting multi-paragraph "The game has passed Gibbs by, if only we had Beathard, and Brunell was an Atheist" rants, and then calling anyone who dares to disagree "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."

Sorry, I had tuned out until I read "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."

I haven't posted because I haven't had time to watch the game yet. I know, I know, sacrilege.

This thread is hysterical it's amazing how much time you all spend thinking about me, but I do appreciate that.

Well, what else are we going to think about when we're on the royal throne taking a crap?


Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

BS. Flushing your cookies has nothing to do with not being able to get into this site. And if it was, why did it take your two weeks to figure that out. I'm calling BS on this one.


Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win?

You can't. And if YOU paid attention, you'd realize SS didn't start the thread.


Now on to the game, Campbell as I predicted started to get more accurate, he wasnt just completing passes he was hitting his receivers in stride beautiful to see. As I also said they started to use Sellars more, to bad it took Joe 4 years and a lose to the Giants to figure this out, but it is nice to see regardless.

When was this said? All we have ever heard from you is that Patrick Ramsey never got a fair shot.


In closing anyone here who actually pays attention will know I never back down from a good fight.:duel:


Well, of course not. That's all you come on the board to do. That is, unless you have problems with your "cookies".

I will say that Offiss did say after the Giants game that they should give the ball to Sellers at the goal line. So I'll give him that.

And he did say a couple of weeks back that in time Campbell would improve his accuracy. Of course, he also said Campbell was too dumb to understand a playbook unless it was written in crayon. But I digress...

This is hilarious.

Ofiss isnt making sense, WillH. is calling out Matty (Still havent figured out why), and SmootSmack said hell (and was accused of banning someone even though it has been made perfectly clear in a previous thread that Matty and Matty alone has last say on banning members)

This is Maddness!

Oh and people are "flushing" their "cookies."


Now that is a funny pun.

To the extent that anyone else is getting flak for calling out a fellow poster, please re-direct such aggravation my way. I was the one who started this thread which, mind you, is hilarious.

In 99% of all cases, I do not believe that starting a thread just to call out a poster is appropriate. However, I think it's safe to say that the long-time Warpathers know why I am making an exception here. We've been going back and forth with offiss for years and years now and anyone who has followed this site for some time knows as much. We've been busting his chops for being the negative Nellie and he's been laughing at us for being blind optimists. This thread isn't about calling offiss dumb or throwing out any sort of verbal insult (which would be barred), it was mean to simply point out that IMO some people (e.g., offiss) tend to disappear after wins.

I've seen countless posts berating people for being blind optimists who have their burgundy and gold colored glasses surgically attached to their faces. So why exactly can't we do the same with the negative nellies/debbie downers?

Besides, this whole thread was supposed to be in good fun. Offiss, you're usually pretty thick-skinned and I apologize if this ticked you off. We go back a few years and I didn't think you'd get pissed. Sorry.

I thought it was pretty funny, calling someone out is much different then making personal attacks, which from what I can see you did nothing of the kind. No apology necessary SGG.

Rest assured I was trying to get on the site, the fact is I couldn't access the site. Once I cleared the comp I was able to actually access but could not log in, this site was the only one I had a problem with, I actually thought the site was down for a week then once I accessed it I realized it wasnt but I still couldn't log in, I was banned from extremeskins once :thumb: and had the same prob. but I do think after all these years Matty regardless would have notified me of a ban so I was a little confused on what was happening, I will chalk it up to some kind of unrelated prob. who knows, I am not a comp expert that's for sure.