Dear...Little Chihuahua on Steroids

Do you remember me from the other nights showing of Eastern Promises? You remember, you played the part of a tough guy and came over to tell me and my friend to "shut the fuck up" during movie previews and when I told you to sit your ass back down you babbled and then said "lets step outside"...and when I obliged you realized how much bigger than you I was?

I take it you didn't get a good look at me before you opened your big mouth because all I could hear you say outside was "do something then...you think just because you're bigger than me...yada yada yada."

I just want to tell you you're a little bitch. I wipe my ass with toilet paper sized bitches like you and if you still want it you can get it. I will be more than happy to satisfy your beat down needs.

BTW, why did you and that chick you were with leave the theater before the movie even started? I saw her rushing to get her stuff and leave in a hurry, and I never saw your asses again. Shame really, Eastern Promises was really good.


Truly yours,
The Guy Bigger Than You.

Im confused.

I think it's EasterN Promises...not Easter Promises.

I think it's EasterN Promises...not Easter Promises.


It def is. I was wondering about that.

It's a typo, it is in fact Eastern Promises.

Anywho, this idiot at the theaters the other night thought it would be a great idea to show me up during previews.

So i see. Im going to guess that your hoping that he telepathically gets the message, right? I love showing up little, uh, hopped up chiuaua's of guys who think they're the shit.

+2 points for bitching someone at a theater. lol

No, I wrote this post because I thought it would be fun...and to shed light on the hazards of steroid use.

Hahahah....nice. Steriods are bad.lol

Man I wanted you to fuck him up saden.

This sounds like the daily goings at our school with students. Last night some assholes were shooting fireworks off the balcony and cops came and we told them to stop and they wanted to go(as in go off or fight).

Funny thing was there were about 10-12 of us and three of them. We were all clearly bigger too. I think one of the guys had his head on right and realized his posse should cut and run, and they did.

Man I wanted you to fuck him up saden.

This sounds like the daily goings at our school with students. Last night some assholes were shooting fireworks off the balcony and cops came and we told them to stop and they wanted to go.

Funny thing was there were about 10-12 of us and three of them. We were all clearly bigger too. I think one of the guys had his head on right and realized his posse should cut and run, and they did.

There always has to be the smart one, lol.