"A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html)

I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this:
I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.

yes sir, chubbs wasn't lying

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:rc-24gV4l8-KmM:http://www.kinoweb.de/filme/Gilmore/pix/gilm083.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.kinoweb.de/filme/Gilmore/pix/gilm083.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.kinoweb.de/filme/Gilmore/film03.html&h=483&w=734&sz=42&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=rc-24gV4l8-KmM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3DChubbs%2Bpeterson%2BHappy%2BGilmore%2 6ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3D N)

Like they said in the article. That's part of Florida. I see alligators every day of my life.
Thankfully, there not attached to my arm

YouTube - Happy GIlmore, Baseball scene at start (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrpZ1XTFXr8)

Ph this movie is such a classic !

I've played that course! It's less than 5 minutes from my Grandparents house, and my uncle and I played there when I was in college. Saw plenty of alligators there and at the 2 other courses we played at...just didn't venture to get close enough to them to have my arm bitten off.