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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > 50 new sex positions! PDA 50 new sex positions! Pages : [1] 2 hooskins 06-13-2007, 09:59 PM This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud. the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule (http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3471&SectionID=16&spage=1) hesscl34 06-13-2007, 10:07 PM hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one.. hooskins 06-13-2007, 10:23 PM Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site. The Tony Romo Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city. Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards. hooskins 06-13-2007, 10:24 PM Another good one: http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0044.jpg The Mind of Mencia Do nothing funny for a half hour. Sammy Baugh Fan 06-13-2007, 10:24 PM I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol But I digress lol! hooskins 06-13-2007, 10:25 PM http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0007.jpg The Molotov Cocktail Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.) hesscl34 06-13-2007, 10:32 PM God Help Us All! hooskins 06-13-2007, 10:34 PM Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious. hesscl34 06-13-2007, 11:23 PM Schneed is sneaking around waiting to yap at me... ;) jsarno 06-13-2007, 11:23 PM hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one.. Careful...no flirting! LOL.