What REALLY grinds your gears?

When assholes on political TV shows mention their books.

I automatically feel like I'm watching an infomercial.

If you make points that I either like or want to know more about, I'll possibly look them up. But when you start out with something like If you buy my book, you'll see...

I assume you're an asshat.

PB and bacon on a biscuit, problem solved.

This thread is disgusting.

If you put PB on a biscuit that's an automatic -5 respect from me.

This thread is disgusting.

If you put PB on a biscuit that's an automatic -5 respect from me.

Lol. I never knew how strongly people felt about biscuits before yesterday.

This thread is disgusting.

If you put PB on a biscuit that's an automatic -5 respect from me.

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I love to been one of MJs security guys, they and his interactions with them was my favorite part of that series.

When a vending machine steals 2 bucks from me. On a Monday. It stole my caffeine supply.

How disgusting your phone screen gets. And you know it's because of you. If you haven't cleaned it for a while and the sun hits off of it, it's terrifying.

How disgusting your phone screen gets. And you know it's because of you. If you haven't cleaned it for a while and the sun hits off of it, it's terrifying.

When you think about how oily and gross your hands are, ugh

How disgusting your phone screen gets. And you know it's because of you. If you haven't cleaned it for a while and the sun hits off of it, it's terrifying.

People need to think of their cellphone as dry dog turd with covid. They are disgusting

Millennials and their mind maps. You are in a meeting. With adults. Take notes like a fucking adult.