I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care...

I'm finally back with some sense of normalcy at work. I've been on randomly during the cruise paying .75 cents a minute to look at Skins info, so I haven't been able to post a lot without paying out the ass for it. I'm back and for anyone who cares, here are some photos from the wedding and honeymoon:

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My blushing bride t-minus five minutes to getting destroyed the night before the night before the wedding (the last night I could see her).
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My buddy that night hanging out with my wife's sister's friend who totally wanted to bang him.



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The girls ten seconds prior to this crazy shop owner coming out and screaming at them for taking pictures with Captain Morgan. I have a thought: Don't put out a statue of Captain Morgan in Key West and not expect people to take pictures with it.

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The next night bachelor partying. I don't know these girls. I just know that I was about ten beers into the night.

It was around 9:30 PM.

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Spotted the bride out that night at Sloppy Joe's. As you can see, people were stuffing dollar bills in her dress.

Oh well, at least she was making me some money.



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This is of a lot of the older wives who partied longer than Nicole's friends did that night. They all range thirty and older and are the heaviest drinkers I've ever met.

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Me with the gayest look I've ever had on my face. Ever.

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End of bachelor party night. That picture was taken of the last friend still awake with me at 3:30. He left, I stayed at the bar by myself until it closed and had a transsexual follow me at least five or six blocks until I had to shove it aside.



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Formal night. A guy that talked like Borat took our picture and I think his wife wanted to swing with us. She looked at us like a tasty Russian dessert.

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In the Caymans taking pictures in front of the REAL Captain Morgan.

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More of the same except she's nowhere NEAR as hardcore as I AM in my GNR t-shirt.

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Self explanatory.

It was a story about me.

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Nicole did not pass out but had a couple barracudas swimming around her feet just after this picture.

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Honduras. Sharks swimming around behind me...

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Nicole thinks she's funny. She's not.

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Took this for obvious reasons. The cookies. Take that for what you will...

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Prior to snorkeling in Mexico. This guy SPOKE like Borat and said: "It's a great day to make snorkel. HIGH FIVE!" He ACTUALLY said that not meaning to. I choked on my snorkel.

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Doing what we do best on a cruise. Eat. Steal food from buffet. Bring to room. Game over.

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I'm SO awesome.

Very nice. I didn't realize you were so handsome, Malcolm.

Anyway, who's the cutie thrid from the top, blonde with black top/white skirt?

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

Congrats,
Key West is great! It's like another country.

Let me guess............this is the......second gayest pic ever??????

"I'm SO awesome".

Yes, it is the second gayest face I've ever made. Nicole caught me around 2 AM chowing down on dessert.

I gained 15 lbs on that cruise.

Great pics. You are VERY handsome, Malcolm. All the good ones marry young! .. :(

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

The good ones are always taken.

Uh yeah, I definitely don't want to mess with a married woman...especially when hubby plays with cougars!

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

... I will one day soon be a cougar myself... :(

In "The Gayest Picture Ever" look behind me at the guy turning towards me. That's her husband. Honestly, I always liked him, but he got kind of sleazy with the ladies when he started drinking.

And thanks Hess. :D