Here comes Sally

You do not have to be Brad Pitt, just confident.


oh trust me i now that and the sorry fat guy routine works more than you would think

oh trust me i now that and the sorry fat guy routine works more than you would think

Oh I have seen it in action. I still cannot believe some of the girls my friends pull sometimes. You got it easy, they just want a one night stand from you guys. They want to marry the rest of us.

Oh I have seen it in action. I still cannot believe some of the girls my friends pull sometimes. You got it easy, they just want a one night stand from you guys. They want to marry the rest of us.


i know but that will change when i hit 21 or 22 so 3 years of no strings attached

i know but that will change when i hit 21 or 22 so 3 years of no strings attached

You can spread that out to 28 or 30 if you really wanted to. I wish that I had sometimes.

You can spread that out to 28 or 30 if you really wanted to. I wish that I had sometimes.


yeah but dont you get tired of sex after a while

(couldnt get through that with a str8 face)

yeah but dont you get tired of sex after a while

(couldnt get through that with a str8 face)

With the same person, sometimes! Got to keep it interesting(with the same person). Tired of sex altogether, NEVER!

With the same person, sometimes! Got to keep it interesting(with the same person). Tired of sex altogether, NEVER!

Officially weird!

Wait, who's making whoopie with Sally Jenkins? That's just gross.

Wait, who's making whoopie with Sally Jenkins? That's just gross.


someone who lost a bet

Wait, who's making whoopie with Sally Jenkins? That's just gross.


I think Sally's into Chicks with Dicks!