Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp.

More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry.

Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.


No, he looks like the poster child of the Special Olympics.

He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.

Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere...

Be sure to sing this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=expNNmaEa4o)every time you see him in a public place.

This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before.

tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school.
To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation.
All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team.

Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback.

Malcom, you are the man