GusFrerotte
05-03-2007, 07:40 PM
He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 07:40 PM
He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.
John Will Inevitibly Like to Swallow 10 what?
TheMalcolmConnection
05-03-2007, 07:42 PM
I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.
What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 07:45 PM
I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.
What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."
Only works on high school chicks though! But because he tried out for the Skins he has a shot at Hessy now! HAHAHAHA.
GusFrerotte
05-03-2007, 07:45 PM
Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?
TheMalcolmConnection
05-03-2007, 07:46 PM
He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 07:49 PM
He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.
As long as he doesnt google my little sister with his hands down his pants!
TheMalcolmConnection
05-03-2007, 07:50 PM
Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.
;)
KLHJ2
05-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.
;)
Niiiiicccccceeeee.
skinsfan_nn
05-03-2007, 07:58 PM
Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol
He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.