Clayton: NFC big questions

Is Jared Allen and the chiefs going to part ways? I know he was looking to get a new deal this year or get traded. He would be a great pickup if we didn't have to give more than next years 3rd for him. That being said he may have woked things out with KC. I don't know.

I feel like I've been posting this link a lot the last few weeks but here goes (in fact it's recently been updated I believe, he got 4 games right?)

NFL Could Give Chiefs' Jared Allen Eight-Game Ban - Sports Blog - The FanHouse (http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/16/nfl-could-give-chiefs-jared-allen-eight-game-ban/)

I feel like I've been posting this link a lot the last few weeks but here goes (in fact it's recently been updated I believe, he got 4 games right?)

NFL Could Give Chiefs' Jared Allen Eight-Game Ban - Sports Blog - The FanHouse (http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/16/nfl-could-give-chiefs-jared-allen-eight-game-ban/)
How hard is it to call a cab when you make tons of money. I don't understand anyone, let alone rich people driving drunk.

I should start a service. I'd go out, party with NFL players, stay totally sober, and drive them home. I'll call it

"Don't be douche, bring a douche!"

I'll show up with a popped collar and a pastel colored polo with cargo shorts and sandals (my actual attire right now minus popped collar).

I'll laugh at every meat head joke, maybe say lines like "That's what she said!" and answer my phone "Talk to me".

How hard is it to call a cab when you make tons of money. I don't understand anyone, let alone rich people driving drunk.

I should start a service. I'd go out, party with NFL players, stay totally sober, and drive them home. I'll call it

"Don't be douche, bring a douche!"

I'll show up with a popped collar and a pastel colored polo with cargo shorts and sandals (my actual attire right now minus popped collar).

I'll laugh at every meat head joke, maybe say lines like "That's what she said!" and answer my phone "Talk to me".

That there might just be the single greatest idea I've ever heard. Hilarious!

how far off was i with some of these theories, one of the bears de's are available, will smith is unhappy, and i never said we wouldnt have to pay these guys.....god knows we will i am just saying we can still address the dl. the peppers thing was sarcastic and dreamy but almost all the other ones i mentioned have some substance. dont we have about 6-8 million under the cap to spend???? and by the way JLC is a horrible horrible writer and a big faggot when it comes to the skins......when we start winning he will jump right on right now he will just bad mouth us, that fucker cant even get an interview at redskins park.. so i highly doubt all the things that he says are going on are not even close to what is going on.

how far off was i with some of these theories, one of the bears de's are available, will smith is unhappy, and i never said we wouldnt have to pay these guys.....god knows we will i am just saying we can still address the dl. the peppers thing was sarcastic and dreamy but almost all the other ones i mentioned have some substance. dont we have about 6-8 million under the cap to spend???? and by the way JLC is a horrible horrible writer and a big faggot when it comes to the skins......when we start winning he will jump right on right now he will just bad mouth us, that fucker cant even get an interview at redskins park.. so i highly doubt all the things that he says are going on are not even close to what is going on.

Someone needs a lesson in the use of double negatives. Let's summarize.

-You think JLC is horrible, can't get access, blah blah blah

-So as a result you "highly doubt all the things that he says are not even close to what is going on"

Wow, if only Madden '06 could be true to real life!!!! It is funny how Madden is so off base with the current reality of how the teams really are. Right now I have the best D line in the league. I am literally getting 5-6 sacks a game with Wynn being the beast. Marshall and Washington are top notch also. Arrington is pretty good against the run. Too bad this isn't the present day reality.

Someone needs a lesson in the use of double negatives. Let's summarize.

-You think JLC is horrible, can't get access, blah blah blah

-So as a result you "highly doubt all the things that he says are not even close to what is going on"

Grammar 101 friends.