Picking up chicks at the gym.

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.


Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.

Is that how you pick up chicks?

Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg


Actually, I have a Chia pet exactly like this.

Best, gym Pick up line........Hmmm
"Hey babe, wanna' make $14 the hard way" ?

Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"

lol, that's really funny, do you want to go camping?

I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out

First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.

HAHAHAH!! That's hilarious.
I asked my girlfriend about this. She said most chicks feel awkward being hit on at the gym because they are all sweaty and not looking their best.

I personally have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym, but if I did I would try a very nonchalant approach. Kind of "accidentally" find a way to start up any kind of dialogue with her. Like ask to work in on the machine she is using, or walk up to the machine next to the one she's on and ask her if she's on it. Or just ask her if she wants to use your machine next. I don't know....

"Meet John Basedow, he's gonna show you how..." C'mon you know the gingle... "It's fitness made simple, made for real people, livin' better lives!!"
hahaha. That guy looks like he belongs in a wax museum.

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

Drop a bottle of Viagra next to her, hope she notices, and hope she finds it interesting...

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

maybe it would just form a solid chunk like a lego man's hair