Picking up chicks at the gym.

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Southpaw
05-01-2007, 01:52 PM
Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.

Only problem with that is the women that go to a coed gym by themselves are usually there because they like being gawked at by 50 sweaty dudes. Not all women in the gym are like that, but the ones that would be worth hitting on usually are, so the ever original "you're the most beautiful woman in the world" line has probably been fed to her a thousand times.

Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income.

MTK
05-01-2007, 01:54 PM
Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

hesscl34
05-01-2007, 02:03 PM
ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?

You guys really need to learn to take a joke!!!... I'm trying to be funny!! haha...

Lady Brave
05-01-2007, 02:05 PM
Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

gabe1984
05-01-2007, 02:20 PM
hess, you're so funny

TheMalcolmConnection
05-01-2007, 02:44 PM
First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.

Schneed10
05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"

MTK
05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg

Schneed10
05-01-2007, 02:52 PM
LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!

TheMalcolmConnection
05-01-2007, 02:55 PM
GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.

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