Picking up chicks at the gym.

Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.


ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)

ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)

Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.

Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.


i know it was a joke