I might be having a kid

I had an ex who thought she was pregnant about 5 weeks after we broke up. It was an ugly breakup, too. Then she calls me and tells me she took two pregnancy tests and that they were both positive, and she was keeping the baby no questions asked. I was 21 at the time, a full time student, and working as a waiter. I FREAKED THE F@%K OUT. Then she randomly called me a week later and told me it turns out she's not pregnant. I don't know if she was just messing with me in the first place (a psycho thing to do if she was), but for a week I was preparing for the fact that I was going to be a father. I know where you're coming from. Good thing it's looking like it's not yours.

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.

Yeah, she is definitely a little off. We have mutual friends, but I hardly ever see or speak to her anymore. The incident in question was like 6 years ago, so it's long been over. Breaking up with that chick was one of the best things I've ever done.

whats done is done. i really think you can get some sort of dna test before the baby comes. and if its yours, congrats. you are too young, but if it happens, try to make the best of a bad situation. do not take it out on the kid

good news i think she says that it is not mine she says she is 100 percent sure so i really side stepped that land mine and no more sex for me until marriage


or maybe not even then

good newa i think she says that it is not mine she says she is 100 percent sure so i really side stepped that land mine and no more sex for me until marriage


or maybe not even then

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get too drastic! Just be a little bit for friggin carefull.

I remember one time my ex girlfriend was scarfing down a plate of buffalo wings when she goes, you know, I might be the P word. I said....a pig?

False alarm, but once the scare had subsided she still remembered that comment.

I remember one time my ex girlfriend was scarfing down a plate of buffalo wings when she goes, you know, I might be the P word. I said....a pig?

False alarm, but once the scare had subsided she still remembered that comment.

:food-smil

You guys are freaking me out with this stuff!!! My son is 13....

You guys are freaking me out with this stuff!!! My son is 13....

make sure he knows how to use a rubber

YouTube - Condom or garbadgebag? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OkEx8xJXPbI)

YouTube - MAURY: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME)