If you had a million dollars...

You gonna take us all to Jacksonville Jaguars games now, jsarno?

You gonna take us all to Jacksonville Jaguars games now, jsarno?

Why Jaguars?

Why Jaguars?

Because I said so! Three months Cactus Boy!!!

and because the Jaguars play in Alltel Stadium ;)

Because I said so! Three months Cactus Boy!!!

and because the Jaguars play in Alltel Stadium ;)

HAHA. I forgot about that. I wonder if I could squeeze out some perks?
I've heard they give away tickets for NASCAR. Ryan Newman drives the Alltel car. I've never been to a NASCAR event...that would be fun. But I am a Jeff Gordon fan, so to wear Ryan Newman clothing might not be in me.

1 mil tax free ~invest, I know some vehicles and because I do this stuff for a living I could live of the commisions and residule for a month or 2

Pay off the house and car, buy one or two McDonald's and hire some dude to be the manager.

Either that or I'd seriously consider giving out 10k to 90 needy families and keeping 100K for myself to invest.

Actually, depending on how much income you wanted, you really could retire on a million if you could live life simply.

Put that million in a bond fund that returns about 6% on average, and you're grossing $60,000 per year without even having to tap into your principal.

You'd have to buy health insurance on your own which is expensive (but some people do that already). And you'd need to pay taxes on the $60,000 income. But it could be done.

Though I'll agree, you're much better off socking it away for a while, letting it double or triple, and then retiring on it.


Whose bonds are you buying at 6% yield? Oh and you can buy tax free bonds but they definitely don't pay 6%.

I'd pay for hooskins mom's plastic surgery!

I'd pay for hooskins mom's plastic surgery!

ouch lol...

ouch lol...

Thought you might like that.