Monkeydad
04-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.
Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.
peace
I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things. :)
GhettoDogAllStars
04-20-2007, 04:38 PM
I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things. :)
No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!
:woot:
BrudLee
04-20-2007, 07:22 PM
First, I'd get a divorce. Then, I'd borrow a lot of money, and spend it very foolishly on my kids and now ex-wife. No assigns means no one to sue for my considerable debts.
Also, I'd make love with my wife. Then I'd make love to her. Then it would just be spitefully dirty sex. Then I'd make love with her again.
Did I mention I was dying of Viagra poisoning? Because I was.
EARTHQUAKE2689
04-20-2007, 10:16 PM
wear out jennifer lopez and beyonce
EARTHQUAKE2689
04-20-2007, 10:28 PM
so classy. I think it was better when you had one word posts
thanks
jsarno
04-21-2007, 11:19 AM
No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!
:woot:
In my heaven, I have all the doobie's I want and all the hot women I want...so I can wait for those...I'm sure he has a higher grade weed than I can imagine anyway.
Gmanc711
04-21-2007, 12:04 PM
rape jennifer lopez and beyonce
Why in the blue hell would you not just say "sleep with Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce" ?
jsarno
04-21-2007, 12:09 PM
Why in the blue hell would you not just say "sleep with Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce" ?
While that is a good question...I'll add one...who says "blue hell"?
FRPLG
04-21-2007, 12:24 PM
rape jennifer lopez and beyonce
To me this deserves a suspension. Sorry for being a stick in the mud but jokes about raping people shouldn't be tolerated around here.