One night to live...

i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out

What would you do after that 25 seconds of your life was over, Dmek?

I dont know what I'd do,except probably spend the most money on something i never would have before,then let the life insurance pay the bill

Of coarse if its the offseason, I would have to play touch with myself!

I do that every night anyway. I'd probably want to do something different.

I would make love while skydiving in a Redskins outfit and throwing hundreds of one dollar bills into the air on the way down.

On my tombstone I want it to be a playable Pacman game and underneath it'll say, "While his disposition was sunny, he was never afraid to make it rain."

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

I'd move to the Arctic Circle because the night's are longer up there. I'm not going without a fight.

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out

Yeah she probably would be pretty worn out after you chased her all over the neighborhood

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

Yeah, I had to drop some "obvious" clues. I knew either you or TMC would get it though. Would you have a backseat tryst with Ms. Krabapple?