Free ice cream at Ben & Jerry's

Ben & Jerry's Scoop Shops (http://www.benjerry.com/) around the world will be hosting Ben & Jerry’s Annual Free Cone Day on Tuesday April 17th from 12pm until 8pm.

The closest one I know of is in Baltimore...about 50 minutes from me.

They just put one 2 minutes from my house in Downtown Frederick, however I won't make it over there for free ice cream. That shit goes straight to my thighs.

They just put one 2 minutes from my house in Downtown Frederick, however I won't make it over there for free ice cream. That shit goes straight to my thighs.

Wow, I had no idea you were a woman. Hess has some company.

They just put one 2 minutes from my house in Downtown Frederick, however I won't make it over there for free ice cream. That shit goes straight to my thighs.

Better your thighs than man-boobies.

Hey, you don't have to be a women to try and keep your girlish figure.

Me on the other hand, I'm 6'3", about 325 and really don't need Ben & Jerry's to build up my thighs. I already own legs that should belong to an NFL Lineman...well, at least a backup on a Division I team.

Damnit. Why didn't I hear about this earlier, I settled for some dollar menu shit from Micky D's because i barely had any money. I don't know if there's a Ben n Jerry's near me but that sure as hell would've been helpful lol.