tree removal?

Drill holes down the stump and pour in salt.

heh heh..I said STUMP
lol

peace

Will that make it hard for grass to grow in it's place, though?

Insurance companies sometimes pay partial on the removal as they won't have to pay to remove it from the house after the next wind storm. If they are real close to the house, it costs more, as they have to be "topped" and taken down in sections to assure not hitting the house in the process. Multiple $100's

Guess I'm stuck with the trees for now. I don't want to pay out the ass for this and I certainly don't meet the redneck qualifications to do it myself.

Guess I'm stuck with the trees for now. I don't want to pay out the ass for this and I certainly don't meet the redneck qualifications to do it myself.

Swap services with a local tree removal company. Offer to startup a brochure-style website for their company in exchange for them removing your trees.