What's your pet peeve?

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!" (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7988520/Woman-murdered-after-crying-wrong-name-during-sex.html)

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

I've never done that, but I've been on the receiving end of it. I was sound asleep and I guess my wife turned over quickly in her sleep and her forearm came down hard right on the bridge of my nose. It was the equivalent of getting woke (awakened, waked??) up by a punch to the face. I was seeing stars man. I was NOT happy. Even though I know she didn't mean, I was still pissed. hahaha.

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is an awesome story. :goodjob:

That is an awesome story. :goodjob:

Best one in the thread.

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!" (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7988520/Woman-murdered-after-crying-wrong-name-during-sex.html)

That is some crazy shit. WTF is wrong with him? He should have his junk cut off.

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

truth...kids somehow always end up horizontal with legs across your back or something. thats if they aren't busy kicking you in the junk.

truth...kids somehow always end up horizontal with legs across your back or something. thats if they aren't busy kicking you in the junk.

After she kicked me, I don't think I want kids anymore.

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!" (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7988520/Woman-murdered-after-crying-wrong-name-during-sex.html)

it annoys me when your wife does that too.

People who carry on a one-sided conversation with their dog.

Seeing ads on football forums advertising panties for men. Now maybe nylon panties for men isn't what it sounds like, but to me it sounds like panties for men.

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