SmootSmack
03-22-2007, 06:39 PM
Q: How do you make PorterHouse laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him the joke on Wednesday
Q: How do you drive PorterHouse crazy?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order
Q: What do you call 10 PorterHouse's standing ear to ear
A: A wind tunnel
Post your own! :)
lmao...
2 porterhouses walked into a building...
...u'd think one of them woulda saw it first
2 porterhouses were walking in the woods and one of them was like.."oh look bear tracks" ... and the other was like "not uh, those are deer tracks" "no bear tracks "deer tracks!" "bear tracks"
BANG!! THE TRAIN COMES ALONG AND HITS THEM BOTH
gibbsisgod
03-22-2007, 06:45 PM
I will not contibute to something like this. You all need to grow up P*ssies. I'll whip your ass if you don't like it. Bitch. However you wanna do it.
gibbsisgod
03-22-2007, 06:51 PM
I must say that his steaks are pretty good.
dmek25
03-22-2007, 07:25 PM
yall picking on my homeboy, porter? im about to whip some warpath a**(j/k)
TheMalcolmConnection
03-22-2007, 08:03 PM
What do you call PorterHouse holding a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade?
A child molestor. I'm drunk.
Warpath
03-22-2007, 08:45 PM
When is it bedtime at Neverland ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
dall-assblows
03-22-2007, 10:20 PM
porterhouse-i'm standing my ground bitch
FRPLG
03-22-2007, 11:36 PM
Come again?
Give him some time to recover.