Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad?

I did not bang a Japanese school-girl nor do I attend College Park.

My fiancee is wedding dress shopping right now, I've had quite a few beers since 11 AM. Is this sad or am I just living the dream?

Please remember that when she goes with her family, that's one of my brief respites from fiance obligations, so it's my time to shine in the drinking department.

Can't it be fun and sad? Like a dead clown?

Here's a good morning drinking rule. No Myers Rum floats until 11:15.

HA! I was actually thinking when I posted this thread that I was hoping you weren't the first person to post to this because I KNOW that YOU'RE having fun and are not sad right now. Bastard.

And I'll drink to that. I'm working on my case of PBR as we speak...

Thank you TMC. I'm so gay for frozen drinks right now. It's refreshing to just sit in the sun and get a little color/skin cancer with cocnut and pineapple dancing across your taste buds.

Key West is outstanding. Lots of homeless people. Lots of transvestites. No homeless transvestites yet, so maybe that's a good career path.

Yeah, I had considered it, but not with THIS ass.

I do enjoy drinking in the morning and thank you for joining me Brud. Sadly though, I'm in Lexington, Virginia. You are in awesome Key West.

Thank you TMC. I'm so gay for frozen drinks right now. It's refreshing to just sit in the sun and get a little color/skin cancer with cocnut and pineapple dancing across your taste buds.

Key West is outstanding. Lots of homeless people. Lots of transvestites. No homeless transvestites yet, so maybe that's a good career path.

It's OK, you're on vacation. Just try not to let any of your guy friends see you drinking them back home...unless they're homeless transvestites.

If it's a fruity drink then it's alright..it's part of a healthy breakfast. If it's beer, you my friend are well on your way to uttering "Hi, my name is TMC, and I'm an alcoholic." :)

Sweet, at least I get to be part of SOME kind of team! AA here I come!

And no Adam Archuleta and I are NOT hanging out tonight. He's probably already drunk.