Who am I: Confessions of a Confused Mod

Smoothsmackers

Smootsmack as soon as he signs.

The question is, will he still smack people? He played the position with such reckless physical abandon, it's hard for me to believe he didn't excel with Minnesota. It's hard to remember but wasn't he a top FA when he left here? That must have been an effed up situation. Smooty is a southerner, perhaps the brutal cold up there did not agree with him. Or he ate some bad ludefisk (sp?). Redundant, I know.

I think you should band 70Chip13083 or whatever he called himself. Haven't seen him lately. Thats like having TAFKAS8675309.

I vote for TAFKATAFKAS (The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack)
I second that

If some mr asswipe did really take smootsmack, i say change it to, Smootsback and keep the symbol.

smootsmack requires a smoot avatar. sorry, but the symbol's gots ta go.

You have to go back to Smootsmack but keep the avatar.. Embrace your past!

admin's should have access to the screen names in the database. just change his, send an e-mail to the guy explaining that it was a reserved name, and take it for yourself.

this isn't a democracy, so be the brutal despots you know deep down that you are.

Perhaps the talk of changing screen names is a bit premature?

Wouldn't we have heard something by now? That we're already near midday on Saturday without any mention of a deal makes me think they may have hit a snag.

Perhaps the talk of changing screen names is a bit premature?

Wouldn't we have heard something by now? That we're already near midday on Saturday without any mention of a deal makes me think they may have hit a snag.

Would you suggest Fletcher-Bakersmack in the interim?:)

Were is the I don't care option....LOL, Whatever floats your BOAT!!! SMOOT