You know what sucks...

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in

Duffman says a lot of things... OH YEAH.

But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?

No, but she might let him put a plate over his face and watch her strain to squeeze out a few puppies.

I was at a small party. Those are the kind that'll f... you up though. I can't say i had a freaky girl in my bed, or any :(, last night. But I did get some dancing time with an abercrombi and fitch model last night. Someone that knew her from somewhere told me that she was a model but regardless, she was hot as shit.


I was in a different world after the absinthe, weed and all those drinks. I've been high before and i've been drunk before, but not at the same time. I've never done absinthe before though. all those things together were insane.

I gave up "taking the pot" (I bet no one gets that movie reference) in college because I found that when I smoked and drank at the same time I would black out and get sick and I wasn't too cool with that. Also, I wanted to be able to pass piss tests when applying for jobs.

cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in
what about a strawberry short cake? or a dirty sanchez?

i hoep I'm not all hungover in the morning. I dont have the rebuounding skills that I used to. Either way, i guarentee BSB is having much more fun than i didn tonigth,.

^^^nope...