djnemo65
03-03-2007, 09:06 AM
I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.
And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.
BDBohnzie
03-03-2007, 09:39 AM
The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.
Sheriff Gonna Getcha
03-03-2007, 10:00 AM
The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.
I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.
BrudLee
03-03-2007, 10:13 AM
I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.
And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.
I want to be djnemo65.
BrudLee
03-03-2007, 10:17 AM
Ahh, i see...sounds like a pretty good morning thus far. Did you catch the sunset in Mallory Square last night?
Eggs Benedict...my wife got hooked on them while we were there...good stuff.
Wedding of friends last night. Sunset cruise tonight.
Typing now because lazy bar-scag is taking time setting up deck bar. Curse you, bar-scag.
ArtMonkDrillz
03-03-2007, 10:27 AM
BSB reminds me of the kid from Super Troopers right now...
http://i1.tinypic.com/23js9xc.jpg
ArtMonkDrillz
03-03-2007, 10:29 AM
PS- Dieon Sanders is on the NFL Network right now talking about PacMan Jones. He just said he grew up with a ton of drug dealers. He said, "my uncle was a drug dealer. All the jewelry that I was wearing was from my uncle."
I just thought that was funny.
TheMalcolmConnection
03-03-2007, 11:13 AM
I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.
And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.
Holla, holla indeed.
That seriously cracked me up this morning. Jeezus H.
BDBohnzie
03-03-2007, 11:21 AM
Wedding of friends last night. Sunset cruise tonight.
Typing now because lazy bar-scag is taking time setting up deck bar. Curse you, bar-scag.
Hope the weather cooperates...when we went on a sunset cruise, the clouds ended the show like 20 minutes too soon. But we didn't care, $25 for the cruise, and it was all you could drink beer and wine.
BDBohnzie
03-03-2007, 11:22 AM
I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.
I was giving him a glimmer of hope. Besides, there are 40,000 students that go to College Park. If he tries to nail 10, you have to figure one of them is freaky enough to slightly compare to a hot ass Japanese girl in knee-highs.