"Teen robbery suspects seen fleeing the scene in a black Jetta..."

the second one is just flat out f'ugly. They should be immediately stripped of the moniker "The Hotty Bandits."
Who came up with that nickname anyway, the writers from Home Alone? People need to get more creative.

Where does this thought come from in your mind?

Dude, don't you watch those HBO Specials about teen drug addicts. Best sh-t eva'. They track these addicts over time and you get to see them deteriorate. It's pretty sad actually.